The 2023/24 Premier League season is fast approaching and for many football fans across the world that means the return of sleepless nights trying to master the minefield that is Fantasy Premier League.
Whether you're still paying out money you lost to your mates in your private league last year or you're still cursing Pep Guardiola for benching Kevin de Bruyne when you triple captained him, it's time to let go and focus on the new season.
With the new campaign getting underway on Friday, August 11 — when Burnley host champions Manchester City — there really isn't long left to get your team in order.
Before that though there's the pressure of coming up with a witty, funny, punny, ridiculous, whatever you want to call it, team name. There are plenty of classics out there and The Sporting News is on hand to bring you some of the best ones, including a few team specifics.
Funny Fantasy Football team names
Le Saux Solid Crew
Fiorentina Turner
Lads on Toure
Rice, Rice Baby
Pique Blinders
Come Digne With Me
Lallanas in Pyjamas
Chicken Tiki Taka
Back of the Neto
Winter WonderHaaland
Cancelo Culture
Dynamo Chicken Kyiv
Nice to Mitro
Game of Stones
Absolutely Fabregas
Gangsta’s Allardyce
Tea & Busquets
Sub-standard Liege
Inter Row-Z
Pjanic at the Disco
Murder On Zidane's Floor
Cheesy Iheanachos
Thomas Muller Corner
Hakuna Mateta
Turkish De Ligt
Ji Sung Park The Bus
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Arsenal Fantasy Football names
Nelson’s Column
Boom Xhakalaka
Nket-outta Here
Saka Potatoes
You Tierney Are Everything
Bellerin Than Out
Sambi on Ice
Holding Back The Years
Salt'N'Pepe
Chelsea Fantasy Football names
Werner's Originals
Old Havertz Kai Hard
Kepa Clean Sheet
You Kante Be Serious
Netflix & Chilwell
Loftus-Cheeky Nandos
Curious Jorginho
Karma Pulisic
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Liverpool Fantasy Football names
Run of the Milner
Haven't Jota Clue
Klopps & Robertson
Alisson Wonderland
Jean Claude Van Dijk
TAA Very Much
Top of the Klopps
Manchester United Fantasy Football names
Earth Wind & Maguire
Right Said Fred
Obi Wan-Bissaka
Fred Up Already
Sancho Unchained
Hanging By a Fred
Shaw to win